{"id":456,"date":"2009-04-24T03:42:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-24T03:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cswp\/?p=456"},"modified":"2019-12-24T03:43:32","modified_gmt":"2019-12-24T03:43:32","slug":"for-those-who-are-about-to-pretend-to-rock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cs.sbcc.edu\/index.php\/2009\/04\/24\/for-those-who-are-about-to-pretend-to-rock\/","title":{"rendered":"FOR THOSE WHO ARE ABOUT TO PRETEND TO ROCK!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Original article<\/a> by the Independent\u2019s Sam Rolens<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A host of imitators of rock and roll\u2019s most popular acts from the past 30 years gave bizarre and not entirely lackluster performances this Wednesday on the Santa Barbara City College Campus, playing their beloved classics through a series of humble mediums. Ranging from half-hearted lip-synching to student Chris Romine strumming a plastic guitar behind his head a la Jimi Hendrix, students and faculty of various gaming skill levels at City College turned up to compete and revel in novelty at SBCC\u2019s first annual Rock Band-off, with the popular video game making the point that it\u2019s not who you are that matters, it\u2019s who you can pretend to be. Bright red, black, curly, and overtly Garth-esque wigs \u2013 Garth, as in \u201cWayne\u201d \u2013 were passed between bands, some of whom proved that even pretending to be someone else can be something to be taken seriously. The contest was organized by Nathan Gallego and put on by the campus\u2019s Computer Science Club, which is hoping to raise enough money to purchase a Lego Mindstorm Robot \u2013 the programmable robot that shows that if you\u2019re trying to raise money for a toy aimed at adults, nothing beats a video game competition. And though Soundgarden missed the final chord of \u201cBlack Hole Sun\u201d and AFI\u2019s Davey Havoc was without his usual corpse-like paleness, there was plenty of rock to go around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The competition itself was so enticing in its promise of mass voluntary humiliation that it gained the attention of the faculty, who donated money to pay for the trophy awarded to the contest winners. The entry fee for the contest was $10 per band, a price that would barely cover the cost of the victory plaque had the administration not decided to lend a hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The criteria for the rulings made by Office of Student Life judges were difficulty, stage presence, and presentation. The winners of the competition were representatives of Video Game Club, in what can be seen as a seemingly unfair forgone conclusion. They won over the crowd with their stage antics and their passionate entreaty to all those present to not \u201cstop believing.\u201d When someone mentioned to guitar player Romine his command of Rock Band, he exclaimed, aghast in confusion, \u201cThat wasn\u2019t Gears of War?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Common mistakes in the competition included facing away from the audience and getting over-excited and forgetting to watch the cues on the game screen. Although it was often the worst performers who found the best response from the crowd: The loudest cheers by far accompanied those who forgot to play or sing, and those who got so flustered in their songs that they started asking confused questions over the playback. At one point, a student with an actual guitar strolled up then wandered away, stopping only a moment before realizing there was no place for him in the situation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The highlight of the competition, and the reason most turned out to watch the contest was the performance by the faculty band. Like most, they surely became teachers in the hopes of one day wearing bright-feathered wigs in front of many yelling people and strutting to Oasis or Journey. On Wednesday, they were The Police.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Computer science professor Robert Dependahl drummed in a Rod Stewart wig, supporting vocalist English professor Margaret Prothero, who came during the break in her class to belt it like Sting, afterward crying out, \u201cNow, back to Shakespeare.\u201d Lou Spaventa, dressed in his commencement faculty robes, also an English professor, justified his place in the band. \u201cSting was an English teacher, and he\u2019s old,\u201d he said logically. \u201cHe\u2019s Sting, and I\u2019m stung.\u201d Joe White represented the philosophy department with distinction, saying, \u201cPhilosophy is on the bass, where it\u2019s meant to be.\u201d White actually used to work in artist promotion, having had dinner with Muddy Waters and representing Jethro Tull. He left the business long ago when he \u201cfigured they\u2019d all be dead in a couple years.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Their song started without them. They missed the first 20 seconds of Roxanne while they continued waving into the crowd, who began crying, \u201cYou guys are playing! Go!\u201d The rocky start behind them, the faculty soon became delighted by their unexpected proficiency for rock and roll. It has been a good while since \u201cRoxanne\u201d has been played by anyone with quite so much charming self-consciousness. Though they did not win, the professors made fans of their students \u2013 the students can now respect their teachers for their funkiness in such a way that they will never be able to respect them for their minds and command of material within their fields.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Congratulations to Video Game Club rockers Jordan Jenkens, Cedric Mercer, Chris Romine, and Malcolm Crum on their Rock Band battle victory. We can\u2019t wait for next year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Original article by the Independent\u2019s Sam Rolens A host of imitators of rock and roll\u2019s most popular acts from the past 30 years gave bizarre and not entirely lackluster performances this Wednesday on the Santa Barbara City College Campus, playing their beloved classics through a series of humble mediums. Ranging from half-hearted lip-synching to student Chris … <\/p>\n

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